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Errrrrrrr....... Ok yay then I guess?
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![]() 05/23/2015 at 22:25 |
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I don’t get it.
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READ BRUH
![]() 05/23/2015 at 22:36 |
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tl;dr that shit.
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READ BRUH
So my point here is that Americans would never stand for an annual vehicle inspection system dictated by the federal government. In fact, the joy of America’s brilliant democratic system is that such legislation could never get passed in the first place. What would happen is, Congress would attempt to pass it, but we Americans would rise up, and protest, and demonstrate, and complain about the ineptitude, and greed, and incompetence of Congress. And then we would re-elect 94 percent of them every couple years anyway.
No, I’m just kidding. What would really happen is, the Democrats would immediately complain that such a policy would unjustly punish poor people, because they’re the ones driving around in older cars that won’t comply with the new rules. And Republicans would immediately complain that such a policy unjustly punishes them , because there would probably be a regulation stating that you can no longer jack your pickup truck to the same height as a two-story building. And then Congress would kill the bill in committee, while simultaneously passing one that recognizes May 23 as National Lamp Shade Awareness Day.